Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
