I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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