I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
is it fun? or sober?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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