Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
found the other keg... it's in the tree
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I can't put those talents on a resume
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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