If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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