im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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