Me too!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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