I am in a vortex of obligation.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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