I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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