i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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