lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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