just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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