im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
