Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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