the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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