Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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