i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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