she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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