Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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