and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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