What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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