its not stalking. its research.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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