guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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