I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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