life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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