3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Mom said you looked used
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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