Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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