Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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