just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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