3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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