Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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