John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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