Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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