the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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