do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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