THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think I sprained my soul last night
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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