I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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