I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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