Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
They have beer where we have blood.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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