Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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