she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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