I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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