found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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