omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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