Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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