just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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