I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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