we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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