My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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