Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(714): View more from California

my room smells like sperm. sweet.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.

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(678): View more from Georgia

When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex

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(815): View more from Illinois

I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself

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(847): View more from Illinois

And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired

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